Swim the Fly is the story of three 15-year-old boys determined to achieve their summertime goal of seeing an actual naked girl. Publisher's Weekly gave it a starred review saying, "The boys’ pursuits make for a hilarious, if raunchy, what-I-did-last-summer narrative, supported by a cast of memorable adults. . . . This one will spread like athlete’s foot in a locker room."
Here is the book trailer for Swim the Fly, featuring Mr. Calame's adorable and talented dog Scooter:
If you'd like to learn more about Don Calame and his books, visit his website and his blog "Dirty Laundry".
Describe your workspace.
My office is one of the spare bedrooms in our home. Depending on the day you catch me, my workspace can be either neat and tidy or a mess of papers, Post-Its, and pens. Mostly the latter (I’ll admit that I neatened up a bit before taking the picture).
I work on an iMac (I switched over from a PC six years ago and have never looked back!) that’s centered on a large wooden repurposed dining room table. I like to have a large space to spread out on. To lay my notes and reference books out. Unfortunately, the more space I have the more I tend to spread out.
|The bookshelves in my office.|
Describe a typical workday.
I try to work every day for at least 4-5 hours when I am involved with a project.
A typical workday for me will consist of trying to get to my desk by 11:00 (though, I hate to admit it, many times it’s later) after breakfast, and dog walking, and a bit of exercise.
As I said, I tend to work four or five hours a day trying to eek out around three pages of prose. I have a real hard time concentrating for much longer than that.
I am a terrible procrastinator and for whatever reason (call it mild ADD or “the kitten and the string” syndrome) it’s mentally tiring for me to stay focused on one thing for long stretches of time. After a certain amount of hours at the computer I go bleary eyed and can’t think anymore.
|The view out my office window.|
List three of your most favorite things in your workspace and why they are meaningful.
My computer, my headphones, my cup of tea (and a fourth would be my signed photo of the Stanley Cup winning New York Islanders).
|My favorite mug.|
Do you have any rituals in your work habits? If so, describe them.
Make tea, sit down at my computer, check out the hockey news, realize I’ve just wasted a good chunk of my writing time checking out the hockey news, feel guilty, get to work.
What do you listen to while you work?
Because I write YA, most of the time I listen to music I remember listening to as a teenager (to get me in the mood to write as a teenager and remind me of that time in my life). I usually put together a playlist of one particular artist (The Police, Chicago, Toto, Genesis--I guess that pretty much dates me!) and then just loop it over and over again until it becomes just background noise.
Occasionally, though, if my brain is in a particularly distractible mood, I have to write in silence.
Used to be I’d drink a ton of coffee but now it’s mostly tea. Yerbe Mate or Green. I try not to eat while I write as I tend to have to finish everything in front of me before I get to work which can lead to a lot of calories and excess weight.
What keeps you focused while you’re working?
Do you write longhand, on a computer, or another way?
I always write my manuscripts on a computer. It allows me the freedom to write whatever I want because I know I can always delete, delete, delete.
But I usually outline in longhand. Don’t ask me why. I hate outlining on the computer. It seems too sterile and contrived. I know, it doesn’t make sense, but not much of the creative process makes sense to me.
The strange thing is I can’t outline too much because I like to allow the story to be organic as I write it. Allowing for the unexpected. But I do need to know which direction I am heading.
I do post-outline on a corkboard program as I go, meaning I keep track of the scenes I’ve already written on virtual index cards that I can move around later.
I like to start with a really interesting “What if?” situation. One that will cause my main character a lot of heartache and misery. Then I’ll try and brainstorm fun and embarrassing situations that might come as a result of the “What if?”
After that, it’s sort of like, let’s follow this road and see where it leads.
If you were forced to share your workspace but could share it with anyone of your choosing, who would it be?
My wife likes dead silence when she writes.
So, on second thought, maybe I’d share it with my dog, Scooter. He doesn’t mind the noise and distractions.
What is the best piece of writing and/or illustrating advice you’ve heard or received?
|My first edition Richard Russo books.|
This is from Richard Russo (one of my all time favorite writers) talking about the writing process:
“You just kind of have faith. If that sounds kind of mystical, it’s because I really don’t know how it works, but I trust that it does. I try to write the way I read, in order to find out what happens.”